Success makes life easier. It doesn't make living easier.
-- Bruce Springsteen
"The printer is fine until we send something to print."
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. --George Bernard Shaw
Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. -Author Unknown
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." -- James D. Nicoll
There are two philosophies of life: the Christian philosophy and the Secular Philosophy. The Christian Philosophy is: first you fast, then you feast! The Secular philosophy is: first you feast, then comes the hangover! - Bishop Fulton Sheen
Every right implies a responsibility. Every opportunity, an obligation. Every possession, a duty. -- John D Rockefeller
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. -- B.C. Forbes
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. - David St. Hubbins
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Noel Adams
If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each person's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility. -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. -Charles Schulz
Everybody is somebody elses weirdo. - anonymous
You are not thinking. You are merely being logical. - Niels Bohr to Albert Einstein
Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good. -Helen Childress